Distressed white leather. Bags, etc (particularly my white repettos which have been beaten to all hell)
Half tight lining eyeliner (always has to be wet n wild in the shade kohl, tight line outer corner stop half way through, tight line opposite diagonal equivalent of lower lash line)
Philip Roth
Lydia Davis (thanks Erin)
Work hard/play hard
Money, bread, racks, etc
Leaving the city for the day, returning at night
Turning read receipts on
Lain Salazar
Lydia Slocum
Alex Brady
Zoe butler
7 for all man kind jeans
Ponchos (biased)
Leaving your dead great grandmother’s old phone number voicemails
Cowbella by Bar Italia
Only drinking vodka or champagne
Having a flask
Saying “life is long, run that”
Dandy Warhols
The apples in stereo
Electrelane
Sleigh bells
Animal collective
Miley Cyrus bangers album
Making music videos with your friends
MacBook videos (enduringl)
Best fitting jeans and a white t shirt. You don’t need anything else really
Thin black velvet chokers
Wearing a matching bra and underwear set
Holding literally anybody’s hand. I can’t help it I just do it. Sorry.
Vertical stripes
Either ultra high rise short (hear me out) a la disco short, or with invisible zippers down the back, or extremely low rise, basically crotch out
Having absolutely no sex drive. Just motivated by money and winning
Black tights, vertical striped black tights.
Toast
Capers
Fancy olives
Swimming all day
No makeup when not shooting, freckles out
Being paid
Linen blouse, 7 for all jeans, heels
Ray bans (enduring, NEED A NEW PAIR!!!mine are scratched again)
Smoking on fire escape in jeans and bra
Roosevelt hotel bar
Hollywood generally
The valley, central CA, Santa Barbra, anywhere north really
Love island through the lens of psychoanalysis. Huda… Baby….
Tennis/ beach games
Rotting in the sun
Barnsdall
LA grocery and CAFE, best hot bar in Los Angeles… sorry Erewhon
Tartine brunches
Melody Lounge in Chinatown
FooChow in Chinatown
Rectifying the recent relapse into existentialism, and moving into absurdist life philosophies
POPPERS! Love gay people.
Probs being at the peak physical beauty you’ll ever be at it in life and using that to your advantage
Being so openly yourself that it causes this weird dynamic in which men resent you but are simultaneously attracted to you.
Driving Trucks
Vacation scented or Sexwax scented car air fresheners
Cala Lillies from the farmers market
Out:
Chanel man (pretty much dead to me)
Dirty cars
Car insurance
Pools (ocean or nothing)
Y2k sunglasses. Rot in hell. Idk they’re so cheap looking
Worrying. Life is long
Baggy clothing, unless its a t-shirt, those are enduring
Silverlake. Bye girl. It’s just like everything has already happened. Worthless now. (EXCEPT FOR BLAIRS)
Concept of being a “girls girl” has gone way too far, to the point that its condescending
Partiful
Following people you meet at parties on instagram, Can’t think of anything more worthless
Golfing
Polka dots
WHITE TIGHTS but (enduring and will be back for fall. I could never fully give them up)
Emailing me really personally invasive emails about something you read about on my blog
Everyone asking for my job. Or if we are hiring, I WORKED HARD FOR THIS!
EXHAUSTION, drink a coffee
Apologies. I don’t want anyone to apologize to me all summer. No long texts on the iPhone
Eating out
Calling Addison Rae “skinny fat” You bitches are fucking twistedddddd
Coddling
French kissing. Ew! Literally why would your tongue be in my mouth… it’s my mouth.
Roses
400000000000000 million dollar drinks
Ketamine.
Trivializing yourself as a woman by saying “I’m just a girl” or participating in genuinely worthless and uninspired mass consumerism directed at women (hello kitty, Sanrio, kymori, etc)