-chai
-fall (spending $300 on autumnal accessories from Target, including a pumpkin candle)
-borzoi dogs
-Kiera Knightley forever
-layering skirts on top of each other
-fries, Caesar salad, Diet Coke combo (perpetually in)
-aquamarine or teal Chloé Paddington bags
-foxes domesticating themselves (sad face)
-possums
-old pics of Adam Brody and Rachel Bilson
-The OC (TV show)
-beach when it's overcast
-shift dresses
-calling anything you like “bashmookles”
-fluffys mcclouds
-Lizzie’s Yelp collection of weird restaurants in Los Angeles
-olives
-the strokes
-pigeons (only the ones in New York), doves, crows
-Max and Jenn's baby (congrats, you guys!!!)
-Gil Rodríguez
-double-breasted coats
-el prado and then walk to Fluffy's after and get a sundae
-pills
-“It takes courageeeeee to enjoyyyyyy it (:” - Bjork…. WOW.
-playing tennis, and dressing up for it
-going on roadtrips by yourself (very chic)
-French kissing
-the suffix “-ness”
-Los Angeles Apparel (biased but like come on)
-white leather
-Free Winoa tee (ultimate grail)
-chainmail purse/coin purse
-la pergoletta
-making electronic music with your boyfriend
-teen suicide (EVERY FALL)
-Yeezus album
-small ceramic cats
-peace sign
-Chrome Hearts Halloween party
-cold stone
-whale watching
-David Foster Wallace watch party
-annotating with a pencil
-Marc Jacobs (NOT HEAVN, THINK 2001 FALL RTW MARC)
-mahogany wood
-cello (alex)
-violin (ash)
-1970 mustang (dillon)
-being labelmates with Clairo
-strings/orchestral music, no matter the mood
-cala lilies
-yamaha HS5s
-interpol
-Chloé generally (maybe more spring, but if you style it right)
-spending 200 dollars in hopes for the perfect fitting white t-shirt
-James Perse
-embracing your medium to large naturals
-Alex and I are turning 25 and not feeling weird about it
-barnsdall
-Figaro Bistro
-leaving your wired headphones on when you arrive at the party
-weighing more than an eighth grader
-being smarter than a fifth grader
-cyclop iPhone (no need for three cameras)
-charcoal gray sweaters
-turtleneck crewneck sweater
-cropped cloak (think 1960s capes… Twiggy.. etc., see photo reference below)
-scent palette: powder, musk, violet, heliotrope, warm ambers, leather, juniper berries
-lentils
-mint (in like the food way)
-yogurt used in a savory way
-simulacrum pumpkin flavor (I.E, Starbucks pumpkin syrup. Does not taste like real pumpkin.)
-Jeans with Blazer
-london
-icing face at night
-Ear’s new EP
-worldpeaceDMT
-being like the most normal person
-marshmallows
-champagne
-wine
-partaking in mainstream culture
-Stanford (can a college be in? It’s in.)
-gloves! Chic
-Michel Houellebecq
-The passionate affair turned lifelong friendship of Anais Nin and Henry Miller
-snapchat!!!!!!!!
-scarves, even if we live in Los Angeles
-“photographer” has a higher social currency than say two years ago
- all of Mark Kozelck’s side projects
-writing your sophomore album
-Ray-Bans (perpetually in)
-Chanel 5018 half tint sunglasses (a la mary kate olsen)
-emotionally blunting
-candles
-whales
-Hunter Biden you're always in
-the Kennedys (except RFK)
-Dennis Rodman doll
-dalmatians
-compensation
-being flown out
-Elise (BEST TOUR MANAGER EVER)
-Charlie Sheen “bi-winning”
- “YOU GOT THAT LITTLE HAIRCUT AND SHIT”
-Chanel lipsticks
-ikea
-badminton
-the Olympics
-freeing yourself from the shackles of moralism, neoliberalism secularly nominates us all for
-making an honest mistake
-America's Next Top Model (cycle with Allison Harvard)
-tariffs
-cereal
-usb-c
-baby skunks
-splurging in general
-byredo is back
- glassmorphism OS (apparently)
- cashmere, wool
- rain boots (:
-reading fiction again, apparently
-geel
-Inland Empire by David Lynch ( and by extension Laura Dern)
-Anything Stephen Malkmus has done.
-Simulacra grunge
-
(Grunge became simulacra around this time, due to Tumblr and miscategorization of post-punk, and proto-punk styles of dressing. Authentic grunge: work wear found in thrift stores likely
hand-me-downs from the 70s with Levi 501s, flannels, all likely items to be found in thrift stores in or around Seattle given their main titans of industry…. Simulacra grunge will sprout up again, resembling a revival similar to what was seen in 2015 (Saint Laurent fall 2015, and Winter 2015)
hand-me-downs from the 70s with Levi 501s, flannels, all likely items to be found in thrift stores in or around Seattle given their main titans of industry…. Simulacra grunge will sprout up again, resembling a revival similar to what was seen in 2015 (Saint Laurent fall 2015, and Winter 2015)
Out:
-phone cases
-having a public email
-Tumblr anon asks
-discord
-guitar
-spending $1200 on Adobe Creative Cloud Pro for teams “on accident”
-Phoebe Bridgers and her fans
-Ash’s respiratory infection
-ash in her fourth-grade spelling bee in the third round ):
-salt and straw
-proposed grieving
-ironic graphic tees
-matcha (it has to go)
-San Francisco
-decentralized TikTok religions (in: Sean's thesis on this)
-hand-rolled cigarettes (just hurts your throat)
-collage art
-hydrocolloid patches
-makeup (unless black smokey eye, you probably only need concealer and like mascara)
-rings on men
-Carhartt men
-fashion boys
-real tree
-4100
-hyper ironic posting.
-Nu-gaze
-glassmorphism iOS
-David
-lemonade
-belly button rings
-ash and Dillon bickering
-keyan and Alex bickering
-freckles
-being prompted/baited to say something
-long paragraphs being sent to you on your iPhone
-making new friends
-discord
-burbank
-zoom
-The Smiths
-Google Chrome
-gold jewelry
-sounding
-being “neurodivergent”
-Red Bull
-getting a degree
-house shows
-record shopping
-’jamming”
-playing guitar casually in any group setting or party
-tote bags
-apologizing
-American flag printed on anything
-covid
-outfits
-group chats
-Bird scooters
-doing any creative work for free
-Joe Biden
-only 20 minutes